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October 2008 
Channeling Dooce.com
Posted on Mar 30th, 2008
by 
Debi
Debi
Me: The fifteen phone calls you made from the grocery store to ask questions were not enough to get you fired from grocery shopping forever, but the fact that you bought COTTON CANDY FLAVORED YOGURT did the trick.
True: Hey! That's what she wanted!
Me: Did you also buy some Pringles-flavored canteloupe?
True: No. Too salty.
Me: How about some Cheetos-infused organic cheddar?
True: **sigh of lust** Can you imagine how good that would taste?!!?!!
True: Hey! That's what she wanted!
Me: Did you also buy some Pringles-flavored canteloupe?
True: No. Too salty.
Me: How about some Cheetos-infused organic cheddar?
True: **sigh of lust** Can you imagine how good that would taste?!!?!!
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Cotton candy-flavored yogurt?? I had no idea that existed. Bizarre!
The reality is that it SHOULDN'T exist. Check this out!